If shoe polish is not meant to be eaten then why is it so delicious?

It%26#039;s obvious that you are oblivious to the situation. You see, it%26#039;s all about the koala/eucalyptus conspiracy, they want to steel your teeths and sell them on ebay for insanely high prices, it%26#039;s the shoe polish man, they implant GPS into it so they can find you and steal your teeths!!! Just like what happened with Monica Lewinsky.

If shoe polish is not meant to be eaten then why is it so delicious?
is it? well that%26#039;s an idea you can make money with :)
Reply:Same reason anti freeze tastes good
Reply:delicious for the shoe
Reply:its not delicious.......
Reply:well it smells good. that%26#039;s as far as I%26#039;ve gone with it. Do you need us to call 911?
Reply:Yum I know. I like the brown. Taste like chocolate.
Reply:I%26#039;m with you. I%26#039;m hooked on urinal cakes.
Reply:Those ppl who don’t want u to eat shoe polish, know how u think: 1st it’s the shoe polish then next, u gonna go for the shoes, and the next thing we know is a lot of ppl are barefooted!
Reply:It is they just want, you to think it isnt......
Reply:its not memant to be eaten??? o crap....
Reply:Because it%26#039;s bad for you.
Reply:because it%26#039;s black and smelly
Reply:just like babies.... i guess its just one of those unanswerable questions
Reply:The shoe%26#039;s have a conspiracy against us. You see, the more delicious the shoe polish is, the more we eat, and therefore the sicker we get. Eventually wiping out the human race so that the shoes can take over..... I wish ZEBRA would hurry and get those kumquats so that his plan for world domination can begin... ZEBRA is our only hope....
Reply:it%26#039;s like a food for your shoe
Reply:um... i would never had known that



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