My "friend" just accidentally ate a whole thing of shoe polish, what kind of superpowers can he expect?

He will develop the ability to read minds and communicate telepathically with sea turtles.

My "friend" just accidentally ate a whole thing of shoe polish, what kind of superpowers can he expect?
The ability polish up on his old ones, maybe.
Reply:The most amazing technicolor yawn ever known to mankind.
Reply:black tongue, addiction to shoe polish, frequent doctor visits, and much more





if he eats a lot of it, he might be able to fly like superman (in his mind)





Is your "friend" a dog or a cat? I can't imagine a human eating shoe polish. that's crazy.
Reply:None...shoe polish is non-toxic to "friends"
Reply:Well, he could polish my boots with his tongue. They could use it.
Reply:he can polish my shoe
Reply:Why sir....the power to renew leather with a single buff! To put a gleam in the sole of every boot! To be able to mark a drunk human being in such a way that he is the ridicule of the whole dorm!
Reply:you can shove a stacy adams up his hiney, and it will come out perfectly shined.
Reply:He should be able to point at anyone and cause them to do the 'soft shoe'.
Reply:He will be shine all over mankind.
Reply:the ability to shine shoes at the speed of light!
Reply:not invisibility, unless ur walking in the dark.... ultimate camo...
Reply:he can polish shoes with his mouth at the speed of light...
Reply:he can now shine shoes with his tongue
Reply:I don't know, but don't rub up against him. That stuff is impossible to wash out of clothes!
Reply:The superpowers of stomach pumping and long emergency room stays...
Reply:He will have the ability to open hundreds of envelopes without getting a paper cut.
Reply:He will have the ability to leap on shelves in a shoe store,out run any type of work boots, withstand aroma of the socks,%26amp; his teeth will never need shining again! =)
Reply:He can have shoe polishing powers!
Reply:The ability to blend in with any shiny surface.
Reply:He'll can expect to spit -and-shine. Get it! SPITSHINE!! LOL! spit on people's shoes and shine them up.
Reply:ummm tell him to go see al bundy the shoe doctor





shoe betcha he can help lol
Reply:I sense a lot of remarkable "heeling" powers
Reply:hopefully invinciblity ,so he doesn't die from all that shoe polish.
Reply:He can become the 'Amazing Super Shine', able to polish with the speed of wax. ;)
Reply:Sounds like he could go in for olympic-class hurling. Or the cookie-toss. Whichever. No superpowers, however, possibly darkened teeth. Sounds like some accident.



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