If I've run out of cough syrup .... will liquid shoe polish work just as well?

It might look like cough syrup, but no, no, no don't drink the stuff! You will have an uncontrollable urge to lick people's shoes and still be coughing!

If I've run out of cough syrup .... will liquid shoe polish work just as well?
Nooo silly. That is only good as a substitute for aspirins. You pass out and don't really remember you have a headache. Or a head.
Reply:No!





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Reply:Well, you'll probably never cough again.
Reply:Not unless you are planning on poisoning yourself.
Reply:Stagnant fish bowl water is just as good, believe me.
Reply:Yeah, it'll definitely help stop you from coughing because it just might kill you!
Reply:Probably not but it will make your digestive system all nice and shiny.
Reply:No, and that is because your question makes little to no sense. But other than that, No.
Reply:If you want your tongue to look like patent leather.
Reply:yes, it will get rid of the cough as well as your life.... ;p
Reply:Sure if you want to put an end to your life!
Reply:Parade gloss works best
Reply:well it might taste the same.
Reply:use cold pills. dump like 15 of em'. lol.
Reply:no
Reply:As long as you are planning to overdose and die...then yeah
Reply:Yeah If u wanna die! Are u crazy?
Reply:I certainly don't see why not.
Reply:are you insane?



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