Just moved house and unpacked and I found some old shoe polish,,anybody want their shoes polishing?

also found a dead spider,,,free to collector but can post

Just moved house and unpacked and I found some old shoe polish,,anybody want their shoes polishing?
If my shoes saw a brush coming towards them, they would fall to bits. Pity the spider is dead, i was looking for a live one to replace Boris who fell off the ceiling a while ago.
Reply:Hi happy-how you doing.


I never use polish, I got this spay stuff that gives an instant shine-how is that for lazy.


You can keep your dead Spider, you may feed it to the birds-now that's a good idea.
Reply:Yes please no spit just polish,,,,,dont want the spider,,,
Reply:Yes, you can come round and polish my kinky boots, but you'll have to call me 'Mistress'...





And I'll swap your dead spider for the dead wasp I found on the bathmat this morning...
Reply:no thanks my shoes are fine
Reply:I don't wear shoes, they're overrated!


Spider might be useful though, would you swap it for a caterpillar?
Reply:how much of that green stuff have you smoked today


you crazy man


been to argos, got it the fun begins now
Reply:No, but reminds me of last time I moved house. In doing a final check I looked in the loft where I found 2 boxes of stuff that I had put there 'temporarily' when we moved in 10 years previously.
Reply:no thanks
Reply:Will pass on the spider thanx urgggggg but a good polish will do nicely hun thanx





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Reply:What colour is the polish? My brown boots need a good going over.


I'll pass on the spider thanks . . .
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No thanks.



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